sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
