hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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