My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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