operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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