I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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