OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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