Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Green mimosas i think yes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
