nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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