found the other keg... it's in the tree
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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