break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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