we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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