Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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