she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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