So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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