he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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