i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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