She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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