Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!

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(303): View more from Colorado

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(269): View more from Michigan

I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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(626): View more from California

I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

(949): View more from California

OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.

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