He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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