ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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