the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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