how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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