Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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