omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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