omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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