I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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