Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
whose ass print is on the piano?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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