Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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