But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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