Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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