So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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