if i died would you start the facebook group?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
