I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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