Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
