Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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