As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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