do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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