I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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