remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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