Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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