Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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