I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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