I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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