i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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