we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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