The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
