Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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