One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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