why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found puke in my bra..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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