we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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