It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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