Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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