we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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